Why is my marriage always better on Sunday?
Why are my kids the greatest on Sunday?
Why do I like everybody in my church on Sunday?
Why am I so excited about Jesus on Sunday?
How come I always find my bible on Sunday?
Why do I like the worship music on Sunday?
Why don’t I have a problem with the preaching on Sunday?
Why do I love “church” on Sunday?
Why is the job going fine on Sunday?
Why do I care about the poor on Sunday?
Why do I like giving on Sunday?
Why are missions so important on Sunday?
Why can I remember so many verses on Sunday?
Why isn’t race a problem on Sunday?
Why do I hug so many people on Sunday?
Why don’t I have a problem with her dress on Sunday?
Why come that tattoo isn’t a big deal on Sunday?
Why don’t I gossip on Sunday?
Why does my anger problems cease on Sunday?
Why don’t I struggle with sin on Sunday?
Why am I so nice on Sunday?
Why is the bible so important on Sunday?
Why is everybody a brother and sister on Sunday?
Why do I wave at my neighbor on Sunday?
Why do I love my wife soooo much on Sunday?
Why isn’t that joke funny on Sunday?
Why do I smile so much on Sunday?
Why come I am never scared on Sunday?
Why is serving people so easy on Sunday?
I tell you for some reason Sunday is always the best day of the week! How about you?
Why come that tatoo isn’t a big deal on Sunday?
Why come I am never scared on Sunday?
Lionel Why Come You don’t Spell Check
LOL!!!!
I am gangsta and gangstas dont’ spell check!
Lionel,
I am dying!!! ROFL!!
Why Come you don’t do a post on reason Why Come People don’t spell check!!
LOL!!
Dude,
I am so hard, that I only stare at the keyboard and the computer and my posts appear! I make Biggie and Pac look like Girl Scouts during cookie season!
Why Come when a white dude wears a purple suit to church people make fun of him?
Why Come people say MAND of God. I never knew there was a D in man?
Why Come ?
Where do you get these pictures
ROTFL @ Steve…I JUST had the “Mand of God” conversation with my husband the other day…and by the way…it doesn’t matter what race you belong to…if you wear a purple suit, you WILL be the laughing stock of the church. Just a little FYI
This must be a spinoff or Part II to the Masquerade post.
Why ask why?
Off to study every verse that has hypocrite in it in the gospels!
Hope i’m not a modern day Pharisee, j/k, but it’s a lightning rod to measure oneself.
Oh how depraved we humans are.
Vaughn,
Hey, I used to always read those scriptures as I was Jesus and not the hypocrite He was talking to. I find myself more in line with the Pharisee than Jesus, ahhh, but I press brother, I press!
Javetta,
Not true. I come from a predominatley black church now it is more mixed with spanish and white and asian. But some of the dudes from the carribean (jamiaca or trinidad) wear purple and loud green suites with shoes to match
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What is that? MAND of God????? I don’t get it…
MAND???
I guess I better buy a new suit.
Hutch that is tooo funny
I will sell you mine. Purple a bit shiney though due to ironing and a iron burn on the back shaped like the iron but still in good condition.
Why does chocolate taste better on a Sunday?
Why do bananas taste better on a Sunday?
Why do cherries taste better on Sunday?
Why does a Sunday taste better than dog food?
Joe,
Its Sundae! LOL!!!! I tell you what vegetables don’t tast better on Sunday!
Hey brother, if gangstas don’t spell check, then Sunday is how I roll.
you go J.R. lionel you should try Gangsta Spell Check for PC or Mac it be free
If you really want to be put off by the audacity of this kind of thinking, then listen to the White Horse Inn program from Saturday before last. I think it is called “A megachurch response to the Revealed study”. In it someone says, “These things (word and sacrament) can not happen any where else but in a church and on Sunday.”
Wow!!!!
You know good and well you are not gansta, Lionel…
Definately “Street”, I’ll give you that–and “Hard-Core/Rebel”, alongside “Urban”, “Wild”, “Off the Chain” and a host of other adjectives….but not Gansta. But then again, “Beauty’s in the Eye of the Beholder…”
At best, you’d be what folks nowadays call “Gentleman Gansta”–which are the intelligent kinds with class (such as Donell Jones from “U Know What’s Up”…)
There was a time I thought in another life I’d be “Gansta”–but in all reality, I’d probably be similar to folks like John Legend/Stevie Wonder and other kats from the Harlemn Renaisance like Langston Hughes, Debois…. LOL
lol
Why do I blog better on Sunday?
Except for the fact that I love getting to worship in music and teaching with my brothers and sisters in Christ from church on Sunday, every day could be Sunday.